What. The. Hell?

I once told another blogger that I never get weird search words for my blog. Since then, I get a ton. Today I checked, and I show up under "sweet pee-pee". Really? What the hell is that, and why the hell are you searching for it?

BTW- We were not doing CIO, until tonight, when I laid with her for n.i.n.e.t.y minutes and she still wouldn't fall asleep. She's in there crying now, while I listen on the monitor.